Dear Blair...

So I have been in hybernation these past couple of weeks, as you (you being a substitute for no one) must have noticed. It's been in preparation for my life to fall into a black abyss some people call "junior year on the Oakland Strokes" but hey, I'm back now!

I want to talk about Blair Waldorf. Fuck Leighton Meester, her blond hair shoots a rubber bullet at my soul every time I see it. (It's nice actually, I guess - but as a brunette I feel betrayed in some twisted way.)

I wish I was Blair. Or at least I wish she would donate me all her hand me downs (Good bye Jenny. Really now.) Now here enters my love of lists and I present:

Why I Love Blair Waldorf: A List

1 Her brunette curls, which are perfect to a point (please ignore my red hair at the moment >.>) that mine will never be.

2 She's as big of a bitch as she wants to be and everyone is completely okay with that. In fact, I would probably just not watch Gossip Girl if it weren't for my favorite complete and utter bitch.

3 Her tights. I love a good pair of tights. Hell, I love a bad pair of tights. My legs are short and wide and well...it's a love hate relationship, but I find that a good pair of tights has always helped me lean towards the love side.

4 She's not a trend whore. Rather she has style. Just because wearing a tea kettle on your head is in style doesn't merritt a place on Blair Waldorf's hallowed head (I can't say the same for an idiot we know as Jenny. Side Note: apologies to Jenny lovers but I can't stand the girl.)

5 If I had two guys like Chuck or Nate at my disposal, I think I'd have a lot of sex too.

6 Her use of color. Always looks fab, always looks expensive (because it is, but you know what I mean).

7 She's only 5'3 or some crazy height like that. Crazy, I say, as that is my height. Whether or not she wears heels or flats or sacks on her feet, I wouldn't guess that. She dresses (or rather is dressed) to elongate like WHOA.

8 Those headbands of hers give me a little fuzzy feeling inside that's quite remniscent of being in love.

9 I love Gossip Girl winter episodes because of one reason: I love coats. I love tights. I love winter (because I don't really have one). Blair does winter ten times better than all the other GG girls. From the tippy top of her headband's bow to the dirt on the bottom of her shoes (or lack there of, Blair Waldorf does not step in DIRT) she looks fabulous.

10 Even when it isn't winter, the blazers and cardigans she pulls out of a magic hat people call a credit card, yeah they pretty much make me cry. In fact...forget the maybe part. Blair Waldorf, you have my heart forever and always.

PS there are no pictures here because I liked them all too much. Go Google Image Blair Waldorf and you'll get it.